physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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