You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
