redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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