John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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