He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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