last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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