I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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