I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sober January is a disaster.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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