Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do plants get herpes?
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