New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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