After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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