it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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