i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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