Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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