Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
