i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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