I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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