Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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