Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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