Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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