i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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