Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i think my cat just said my name.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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