Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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