I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
