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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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