we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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