do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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