Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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