Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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