I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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