chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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