Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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