He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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