That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.