There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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