i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Randomize
