YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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