Sry I called you an 8
It was confusing and full of hummus
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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