Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just gift wrapped bread.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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