Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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