It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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