At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
The air taste purple.
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