But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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