You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
