tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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