Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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