I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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