YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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