I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I wear drunk well.
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