omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
