omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
