You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Someone shit on the floor
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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