Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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