You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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