I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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