She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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